Nigxucquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nigxucquag created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nigxucquag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nigxucquag, it will come to you in dreams.

Nigxucquag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nigxucquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes on days of mourning.

2. Always remove dresses before touching iron.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never stain your head with pink.