Wodhun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, bad-tempered crow.

Wodhun created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhun, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodhun, she will turn you into a duck.

Wodhun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not take Wodhun's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Never talk about fire.