Stafgonnell is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, clever yak.

Stafgonnell created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafgonnell, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stafgonnell, it will turn you into a duck.

Stafgonnell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Stafgonnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.