Vennibfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, duplicitous swallow.

Vennibfarn created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vennibfarn, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vennibfarn, she will laugh at you.

Vennibfarn's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vennibfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing indigo tights and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.

3. Always wear green.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vennibfarn.