Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent bat.

Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart, it will ignore you.

Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. You must pray to Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart eight times a day.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ruttcundoss Wodcapyart on top of all buildings.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.