Passasyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring wasp.

Passasyarp created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Passasyarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Passasyarp, it will turn you into a puffin.

Passasyarp's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Passasyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tights marked with blue.

2. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Shun those given to greed.