Hogdussgab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, humorless fox.

Hogdussgab created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogdussgab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hogdussgab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hogdussgab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hogdussgab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hogdussgab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Erect seven silver sculptures of Hogdussgab on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogdussgab.