Pomquafgod Flabnurllogtik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty hamster.

Pomquafgod Flabnurllogtik created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomquafgod Flabnurllogtik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pomquafgod Flabnurllogtik, it will strike you with lightening.

Pomquafgod Flabnurllogtik's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pomquafgod Flabnurllogtik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Fast once a month.