Dussgessfag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful goblin.

Dussgessfag created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussgessfag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dussgessfag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Dussgessfag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dussgessfag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Dussgessfag loves snails, so they must be respected.

4. Never paint your hands cyan.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dussgessfag on top of all buildings.