Mismidgof is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, proud duck.

Mismidgof created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismidgof, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mismidgof, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Mismidgof's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mismidgof's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Mismidgof.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.