Dissnibarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dissnibarn created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissnibarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dissnibarn, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dissnibarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dissnibarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Never feed strawberries to ants while wearing shoes.