Fatrowot is a god.

It takes the form of a large, idiotic wombat.

Fatrowot created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Fatrowot, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fatrowot, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fatrowot's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fatrowot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fatrowot nine times a day.

2. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

4. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

5. Never wear purple skirts.