Cubyartkem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring sheep.

Cubyartkem created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyartkem, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cubyartkem, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cubyartkem's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cubyartkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Retreat if seven ants approach from the north.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.