Kabtitpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, clever fox.

Kabtitpid created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabtitpid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kabtitpid, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kabtitpid's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kabtitpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing pink scarves and balancing nine silicon spheres on your face.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.