Gessdibren is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, grumpy capybara.

Gessdibren created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gessdibren, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gessdibren, she will turn you into a plant.

Gessdibren's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gessdibren's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessdibren.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Always treat sheep with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.