Badquagbum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate bee.

Badquagbum created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badquagbum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Badquagbum, she will remove you from existence.

Badquagbum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badquagbum's Holy Commandments

1. Badquagbum loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.