Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta cats for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vonksafkophapdabtalcen Giggofsug Zeddibfennull.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Never write about chromosomes.