Libcamgid is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, quiet raccoon.

Libcamgid created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libcamgid, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libcamgid, she will turn you into a sheep.

Libcamgid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Libcamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Never gather three tapirs in one place.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Always obey Libcamgid's priests.

5. Do not place turnips upon stone.