Femjinxem is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful cow.

Femjinxem created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Femjinxem, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Femjinxem, it will have a low opinion of you.

Femjinxem's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Femjinxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Always pray immersed in water.