Titfudsak is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate hamster.

Titfudsak created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titfudsak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Titfudsak, it will ignore you.

Titfudsak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Titfudsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Always help tapirs.