Watafont is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing wombat.

Watafont created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watafont, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watafont, he will destroy your favourite star.

Watafont's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Watafont's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.

4. Hide from brown dogs for they are unholy.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near cats while wearing violet shirts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your feet.