Litgungon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous unicorn.

Litgungon created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Litgungon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litgungon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Litgungon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Litgungon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near sheep.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near snails while wearing blue rings and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

3. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the west.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.