Dansakfot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic pigeon.

Dansakfot created snails five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dansakfot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dansakfot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dansakfot's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dansakfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels.

2. Put Dansakfot first in all things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Always obey Dansakfot's priests.