Stiglargbon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident capybara.

Stiglargbon created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiglargbon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stiglargbon, he will curse you with boils.

Stiglargbon's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Stiglargbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to tapirs while wearing yellow hats.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at black holes.