Liplibzakgab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, emotional giraffe.

Liplibzakgab created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liplibzakgab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Liplibzakgab, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Liplibzakgab's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Liplibzakgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.