Tailsangutdid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented spider.

Tailsangutdid created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailsangutdid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailsangutdid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tailsangutdid's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Tailsangutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Tailsangutdid loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about lentils.