Zogquatgig is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, staggering raven.

Zogquatgig created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogquatgig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zogquatgig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zogquatgig's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zogquatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear black clothing.

2. Never wear purple skirts.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.