Stragjigmon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever cobra.

Stragjigmon created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragjigmon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stragjigmon, she will torture you forever.

Stragjigmon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Stragjigmon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Stragjigmon seven times a day.

2. Never allow grasshopers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Stragjigmon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not hurt snails.