Renlimflap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous badger.

Renlimflap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renlimflap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Renlimflap, it will turn you into a tree.

Renlimflap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Renlimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about spacetime near tortoises while wearing blue scarves and balancing four iron spheres on your head.