Stigcetflisbadnildob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous aardvark.

Stigcetflisbadnildob created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigcetflisbadnildob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stigcetflisbadnildob, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stigcetflisbadnildob's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Stigcetflisbadnildob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Stigcetflisbadnildob.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Stigcetflisbadnildob.