Himbafhog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited dingo.

Himbafhog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Himbafhog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Himbafhog, he will turn you into a puffin.

Himbafhog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Himbafhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Himbafhog on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing red shoes and balancing six copper spheres on your head.

5. Himbafhog loves monkeys, so they must be respected.
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