Midfembuspagdon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, awesome deer.

Midfembuspagdon created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midfembuspagdon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midfembuspagdon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Midfembuspagdon's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midfembuspagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Midfembuspagdon's priests.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Put Midfembuspagdon first in all things.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.