Camvol is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident jellyfish.

Camvol created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Camvol, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camvol, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Camvol's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Camvol's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Camvol loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing black coats and balancing nine nickel spheres on your head.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hop near tapirs.