Cumgilrut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable horse.

Cumgilrut created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumgilrut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cumgilrut, it will turn you into a plant.

Cumgilrut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cumgilrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured bats.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.