Dissabpom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent gorilla.

Dissabpom created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissabpom, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dissabpom, he will remove you from existence.

Dissabpom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dissabpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the south.