Stiggemstik is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous owl.

Stiggemstik created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiggemstik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stiggemstik, it will curse you with boils.

Stiggemstik's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Stiggemstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick seals.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Stiggemstik on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Stiggemstik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.