Matgovwat is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, intelligent
octopus.
Matgovwat created the world four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matgovwat, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Matgovwat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Matgovwat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Matgovwat's Holy Commandments1. Matgovwat loves foxes, so they must be respected.
2. Never wear trousers.
3. Never think about dwarf planets.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never eat green fruit.