Matgovwat is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent octopus.

Matgovwat created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgovwat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Matgovwat, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Matgovwat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Matgovwat's Holy Commandments

1. Matgovwat loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.