Lungabhot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent raven.

Lungabhot created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lungabhot, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lungabhot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lungabhot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Lungabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about gravity near manatees while wearing red shoes and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.