Fadvabdin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fadvabdin created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadvabdin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fadvabdin, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fadvabdin's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fadvabdin's Holy Commandments

1. Fadvabdin loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Retreat if five dolphins approach from the east.

5. Erect four gold sculptures of Fadvabdin on top of important buildings.
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