Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving mouse.

Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing mauve corsets and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.

3. You must pray to Pibtifing Aflatlin Himfebarn five times a day.

4. Never feed lemons to monkeys while wearing gray tights.

5. Never wear stockings.