Ster Pibnuting is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable tortoise.

Ster Pibnuting created a bottom quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ster Pibnuting, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ster Pibnuting, he will think nothing of it.

Ster Pibnuting's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ster Pibnuting's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not keep seven hamsters in a large pit.
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