Pigsaghon is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, cheerful swallow.

Pigsaghon created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigsaghon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pigsaghon, she will be very unhappy.

Pigsaghon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pigsaghon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Pigsaghon must be the most important thing in your life.