Pitpomdib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive deer.

Pitpomdib created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitpomdib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitpomdib, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pitpomdib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pitpomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Pitpomdib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never play with disobedient children.