Geptomdut is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable whale.

Geptomdut created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Geptomdut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Geptomdut, she will turn you into a worm.

Geptomdut's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Geptomdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about asteroids.