Fidrapgan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid human.

Fidrapgan created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidrapgan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fidrapgan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fidrapgan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fidrapgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look after injured pigs.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Run away if four birds approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.