Banlithit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish shark.

Banlithit created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlithit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banlithit, it will torture you forever.

Banlithit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Banlithit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Banlithit.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.