Fombenshavbusbinfet Godhudcim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying bear.

Fombenshavbusbinfet Godhudcim created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fombenshavbusbinfet Godhudcim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fombenshavbusbinfet Godhudcim, he will curse you with boils.

Fombenshavbusbinfet Godhudcim's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fombenshavbusbinfet Godhudcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Never feed spinach to tortoises while wearing blue shoes.