Bunhugmil is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring spider.

Bunhugmil created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunhugmil, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bunhugmil, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bunhugmil's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bunhugmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near grasshopers while wearing blue dresses and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Never think about special relativity.