Lig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fussy hydra.

Lig created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lig, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lig, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Shun those given to cruelty.

4. Do not take Lig's name in vain.

5. Never feed grapes to moths while wearing shirts.