Sitkondab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody faun.

Sitkondab created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitkondab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sitkondab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sitkondab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sitkondab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Sitkondab.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never write about gravity.