Vancadsug is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Vancadsug created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vancadsug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vancadsug, she will torture you forever.

Vancadsug's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Vancadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Vancadsug in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing indigo jumpers and balancing six carbon spheres on your legs.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.