Kikbegdap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented bat.

Kikbegdap created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikbegdap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kikbegdap, he will ignore you.

Kikbegdap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Kikbegdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.