Dodnibdot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful dragonfly.

Dodnibdot created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnibdot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodnibdot, she will remove you from existence.

Dodnibdot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dodnibdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat bark.