Duttigsag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous wombat.

Duttigsag created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Duttigsag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Duttigsag, it will turn you into a mole.

Duttigsag's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Duttigsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near otters while wearing red rings and balancing six zinc spheres on your neck.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in green.