Lipfossriprull is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, prudent
tortoise.
Lipfossriprull created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lipfossriprull, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Lipfossriprull, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Lipfossriprull's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Lipfossriprull's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Never talk about black holes.
3. Always wear magenta.
4. Lipfossriprull loves snails, so they must be honoured.
5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.