Lipfossriprull is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent tortoise.

Lipfossriprull created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipfossriprull, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lipfossriprull, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lipfossriprull's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lipfossriprull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Lipfossriprull loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.