Hubmidrigdisszed is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast jaguar.

Hubmidrigdisszed created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubmidrigdisszed, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubmidrigdisszed, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hubmidrigdisszed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hubmidrigdisszed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near snakes while wearing violet dresses and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never go into black rooms.