Ladkopdimdabgom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow pig.

Ladkopdimdabgom created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladkopdimdabgom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ladkopdimdabgom, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Ladkopdimdabgom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ladkopdimdabgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Always help otters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.