Yamgednurl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing bee.

Yamgednurl created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamgednurl, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamgednurl, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yamgednurl's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yamgednurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.